You know you have ADD ADHD

[Bryan Hutchinson]

-If you can't find what you had five minutes ago -if you need a list for two items you need from the store, five minutes away
-if your always in trouble and you knew you would be in trouble, but you got in trouble anyway becuase you forgot you were going to be in trouble
-People are ticked at you and you don't know why - what did I do this time?
-locked your keys in your car (again)

and (feel free to continue)...

[Lizard (aka, Butthead)]

you know you are if you find your dinner you warmed up in the microwave from the night before and you thought you ate it!

[Bryan Hutchinson]

Oh Lizard - all the time! Such a waste :)

[Lizard (aka, Butthead)]

Well the sad thing is I actually looked at it in the morning and thought, maybe I should eat it anyway!
Then I said I could not afford time off for food poisoning!

[Bryan Hutchinson]

It was worth the thought though lol

[MontanaShepherdess]

I hate to say it, but the veggies are usually still good in a stir fry.

[abhishek malyala]

There are times when i ate that!
I think that's what boosted up my immunity to food poisoning lol

[Luke]

Similar to this - while putting the sweetener in your Starbucks you dump the sweetener in the trash and throw the empty packets in your coffee. Yes I have done this and yes on more than one occasion.

[Paula L Spart]

Reminds me of the time I settled down for a nap and felt compelled to get back up to find out what I had done with my purse. I'm glad I did. I saw the gallon of milk sitting on the dining room. And guess where my purse was. If you guessed the refrigerator you just won $64,000. I opened the door and it was sitting on the shelf where I thought I had put the milk.

[Madelyn Griffith-Haynie, SCAC]

Oh Paula - we were separated at birth!  THANK YOU for posting this.  

I once spent an entire afternoon searching for my purse - NYC apt. can't leave without locking, keys probably in purse, need cash card anyway, yada, yada -  looked EVERYWHERE.  It was summer, I was thirsty, I like ice, I needed a refill -- just like you: Eureka!  The lost purse.

 

I FINALLY figured out I must have set it there "temporarily" right after I came in, dying of thirst from the subway home, and (since I *always* refill the ice tray), I'm sure my attention was on not spilling, so I closed the door and that's all she wrote.

[penelope smith]

LOLOL!! you pour a tidal wave of creamer on your waffles....how did the syrup pitcher morph?.....and your best friend's lap while the entire diner stares in awe!

AND....somehow pour the obvious soy sauce into your date's sake cup.....and REALLY, you are sober!

Glad to hear someone else has condiment dyslexia!!!


AND...(thx for the memories) divide and conquer @ the grocery and look up in shock that the cart you have been stocking is not your boyfriend's but some other dude who is getting HUGE free entertainment!

[DistractedByShinyThings]

I blogged the other day about how I tried to pay for my Dunkin Donuts coffee with my driver's license instead of my debit card. lol

[Kerri]

I so have done switches like this. Or barely stopped myself. The milk in the cupboard and the cereal in the fridge. Son has done this sort of hilarious thing also!