AWESOME ART FOR LIZARD!

[DANA]

This area is dedicated for "ART" because it is a God-given gift that I personally believe Lizard to be blessed with. To show Lizard your appreciation for her awesome talent, share some of your own art, other's work of art or anything pertaining to art. Be creative and have fun with this!

I found this cute & humorous article on how you know if you are an artist. It can be found on http://www.humanitiesweb.org/human.php?s=g&p=o&a=l&ID=4

"Humor in Art"

If you've ever cleaned your fingernails with a palette knife--you MIGHT be an artist.

If you choose a wine with an eye toward using the bottle in your next still-life--you MIGHT be an artist.

If your idea of losing weight is to paint a thinner self-portrait--you MIGHT be an artist.

If you've ever rinsed your watercolor brush in your coffee--you MIGHT be an artist.

If you didn't realise it until you noticed the taste--you MIGHT be an artist.

If you thought it improved the taste--you MIGHT be an artist.

If you thought it improved the painting--you MIGHT be an artist.

If you've ever drunk the rinse water instead of the coffee--you MIGHT be an artist.

If you've ever considered framing your palette instead of the painting--you MIGHT be an artist.

If you've ever painted an abstract and decided it looked better upside down--you MIGHT be an artist.

If you find painting more exciting than sex--you MIGHT be an artist.

If your cat has chrome oxide green paws--you MIGHT be an artist.

If the paintings in your attic start looking better than the one on your easel--you MIGHT be an artist.

If you've changed your painting signature more than five times in one year--you MIGHT be an artist.

If you've ever cleaned the toilet rather than start a new painting--you MIGHT be an artist.

If you've ever touched up a painting with WhiteOut--you MIGHT be an artist.

If you've ever gotten cookie crumbs in the Titanium white--you MIGHT be an artist.

If you can spell phthalocyanine, you MIGHT be an artist.

If you've ever scrubbed a hole in a watercolor--you MIGHT be an artist.

If you've ever accidentally mixed oils and acrylics--you MIGHT be an artist.

[Lizard (aka, Butthead)]

those are great, how about if you carry a pen, pencil, graphite, and charcoal stick in your brief case or fire pack just in case? You go to a meeting and people look at you funny when you accidently pull one out, or you pull out the putty or steel sharpener and tell no one to touch your stuff? Cool!

[DANA]

Would that be considered an "awkward" moment? It would definitely catch their attention!