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How many ADDers does it take to change a light bulb?

Light Bulb in the Cabin Pictures, Images and Photos

Only one, of course.


BUT........

It took several light bulbs and several months to get it done because the ADDer.....
Paid for the lightbulb then left it in the shop on the counter.

Dropped another light bulb out of a hole in their shopping
bag didn't notice and ran over it with a truck.

Bought the wrong sort of lightbulb because they couldn't be bothered
checking which sort of light bulb was needed cause, well, that's boring.

Left the light bulb under a pile of clothes for several
weeks before they got around to trying to put it up.

Couldn't remember who they gave the ladder
too so decided they had to go buy another.

Got to the store and forgot what they were there to get in the first place.

Bought a bunch of crap they didn't need then remebered on the way out of the store that they needed to get a ladder to change that stupid light bulb.

Lost motivation. Another week passed.

Finally took the old light bulb down put it on the floor next to the
new light bulb, got distracted by one of the hundreds of ideas floating around in their head.

Ran to get notebook to write idea down, forgot about light bulb for
an hour as other thoughts came to mind, remembered lightbulb couldn't
figure out which was the old light bulb and which was the new light bulb.......

DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!

Who invented such an inhuman thing as a light bulb anyways?!

I'm just proud that I remembered what I was talking about for an entire minute.
Its the little things these days, ya know?!

XO,
Siren

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Comment by Jacqueline on February 7, 2009 at 11:14pm
That pretty much sums this disorder up perfectly. I would pay billions for a bailout......
Comment by Dana Arcuri on February 2, 2009 at 8:27pm
Oh, the joys of ADD moments!
Comment by Erin on February 2, 2009 at 8:00am
That was great and soooo true lol :)
Comment by Siren on February 1, 2009 at 7:50am
Having ADD is totally a blessing.....it is a constant source of free comedic material!
Comment by DaveS on February 1, 2009 at 5:44am
That hits so close to home! I'm glad you keep a positive attitude. (I hope your light got changed...you did change the light bulb, didn't you?)
Comment by Bryan Hutchinson on February 1, 2009 at 4:30am
lol!!!! Indeed!
Comment by SuperADDmom on February 1, 2009 at 12:44am
LOL... too funny and too true, and while I was cutting and pasting this to go email it to my hubby to show him.. I got lost in tab browsing in a chat and on facebook at the same time, and got "lost" for an hour doing other stuff, trying to remember what I was doing, and finally found this browser open again to this and remembered that I was cutting and pasting this to send it to my hubby in email LOL

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